10 HILARIOUS THINGS DOCTORS HAVE SAID TO THEIR PATIENTS!
Doctors are often considered next to God . It can be rightly presumed that this profession comes with its own extra share of stress, responsibility and pressure. However, a dash of humour here and there can be the perfect remedy to lighten up the mood and cheer up patients.
Here are some of the funniest things our beloved doctors have said, either mistakenly or because they have an awesome sense of humour!
Here are some of the funniest things our beloved doctors have said, either mistakenly or because they have an awesome sense of humour!
1. “The patient was discharged from the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints.” - Still wonder why she was feeling “much better”!
2. “Nothing to worry about it’s just the first heart attack.” - So should I be expecting a dozen more?
3. “Your diet can consist of anything as long as it follows the diet chart provided and has the sufficient amount of vitamins prescribed.” – In other words follow the diet prescribed for you!
4. “Your 12 month old son is not speaking in full words, I would advise you to take him to a speech therapist.” - He is just about a year, many years ahead of him to perfect his speech.
4. “Your 12 month old son is not speaking in full words, I would advise you to take him to a speech therapist.” - He is just about a year, many years ahead of him to perfect his speech.
5. “The patient is tearful, sad and constantly crying and also seems to be depressed.” - What other signs of depression do we know of?
6. “That’s an easy solution Sir, let’s get your kidney operated out and see if that helps or not.”- This is my kidney and I’m not an experimental project.
7. “Just six months of bed rest and then you are good to go.” - 'Just' six months?!?
8. “Maybe you should feed your child some carrot cake so that he eats his share of vegetables. Also try grape jelly for his quota for fruits.” – That makes ketchup equivalent to vegetables too!
9. “People die from vaccines everyday but I still strongly recommend you to get your child vaccinated as soon as possible.” – So you helping or scaring me?
10. “Looking forward to meeting you again tomorrow.” – This maybe said in a friendly note on the doctor’s part but it’s pretty dreadful for the patients!
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